I'm going to write things here and pretend I'm actually a journalist. Topic: My Summer Job. I'm going for Harriet the Spy meets Waitress.
http://waitingtables.livejournal.com/ might amuse you.Sometimes the vegan is going along with a group and trying not to be so picky that they veto everyone's suggestions of where to eat. Look at it as a challenge to satisfy a customer who wouldn't normally choose your place. Even if you have nothing on the menu that's vegan as prepared normally, a decent cook can come up with something.
Hahaha, our restaurant is really accommodating. It was really just the woman, not just the fact she was vegan. She was just not a nice person to begin with. And we did create dishes for the vegan/vegetarian couple that came in and it eventually worked itself out. I love my job, but this was the first "bad" customer I got where anything we said just wouldn't please her. Just one of those days, I guess!
Oh, then you mean "Don't come here if you're an entitled asshole." :-)
Pretty much! :D